I was walking around in Baku today, suddenly I saw a green light around me and started getting pulled upwards. And I heard: MARS NEEDS WOMEN. Suspecting that i was getting griefed, I tried to pry away from whatever was pulling me for a bit, realizing that this was going to make no difference. So why not enjoy it at least. To my delight, I realized that I was being pulled by a UFO built by some goons. I was being abducted! I thought this was the coolest thing that happened to me tonight. Apparently a couple of goons used their programming skills to abduct residents off the ground. At some point, we were flying upside down and shooting the ground. I have to say, best date ever. Here are some pictures of my abduction:

Mars needs women